In a wormhole darker than the Iron Throne on a moonless night, there lived a Jedi hobbit, who with his lightsaber wand and his ring of power, sailed through the Seven Kingdoms of space-time, challenging the chaos dragons and the shadows of the dark side, while reciting Force spells and battling intergalactic Sith orcs from the northern realms beyond the stellar Wall.


Dark Frodo Snow

Master of the Force and Spells
Breeder of Sandworms and Garbodor
Guardian of the Towel
Pimp of the Great A'Tuin